* short skirt
* boob tube or really tight nipple showing tee
* waaaay too much make-up
* waaaay too much glitter
* hair-spray fumes
* shoes with heels
* excessive screaming
* comments about how hot the band members are
* no mention of the music
* having long and what they think are meaningful conversations about what they'd like to do to the band members
* having long and what they think are meaningful conversations about what they'd like the band members to do to them
* "Do me Jase Brown" written on their arms (we have had experience with this)