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Joel "It takes him like 15-20 minutes to get ready"
Benji "15-20 minutes that isn't bad to get ready"
Joel "It takes me like 5. No less"
Benji "It's easy for me, cos I wear the same clothes everyday...pretty much"
Paul "We love that on the tour bus by the way"
Benji (laughs)"I dont smell bad...not that bad....whatever"
Joel: We're a rock band,but we're heavily influenced by mo... mo... mostly punk...
Joel: We started when we were 16, thats when we started the band, but uhhhh, we just wanted to be in a band, we'd been going to a lot of punk shows, and uhh, we weren't really doing anything and we wanted to do something, we wanted to be a part of something, and so we wanted to start a band, so we just started it
Joel: I happen to think all thats kinda cheesy, that whole thing, that Rock 'n' Roll, Sex, Drugs and
Rock 'n'Roll...
Joel: "Whats up this is Joel from Good Charlotte and i'm gana kick anybodys ass who wants to bring it on at the go karts tomorrow, BRING IT ON, let me see what you got."
Two guys climb off the balcony onto the stage and stage dive, feet first, into the crowd
Benji: If you're gonna stage dive, do it like this (leans forward with arms out) not like this (leans back with feet out) 'cause some people down here in the front row got crushed (points at the crushed people)
Joel: We wrote this song with our friends about September 11th. And we're really proud to have New Zealand as an ally and your support means a lot to us.
Paul: "This is Paul"
Joel "Im Joel"
Benji " And Brad spelt backwards is DARB"
All Cackle loudly like Terence and Phillip
Joel: "Well your listening to Brad on The Edge and were Good Charlotte keep it locked right here"
Stagg (to Benji): Oh, can I ask why you have safety pins on your crutch?
Benji: Because my pants ripped this morning, so I had to safety pin them up.
Stagg: Do you know how many kids are gonna be running round with safety pins on their crutch now?
Benji: Yeah, I've actually seen some people with it on already.
Benji: (consentrates hard on fast speaking accent man)
Billy: (consentrates hard on fast speaking accent man, gives up and stares at ceiling)
Go Kart Guy: (finishes explain rules) Does everyone understand that?
All: Yep, yeahs
Billy: (softly) I think so.....
Go Kart racer Girl: (drives recklessly near Paul)
Paul: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!?!
(A few laps later in the race the girl goes missing, everyone turns around to see that she has taken out Billy and Benji in the same corner)
Paul: (coming last in race)
Joel: (walks on platform nearest to track) YOU SUCK! (motions with hands)
Paul: (Takes hands off wheel and shrugs)
Joel: (walks across platform and repeats) YOU SUCK!!
Start of race Billy skids off track and needs a lil help)
Go Kart Guy: OK, now we're gonna change the track and make it a bit harder...
Billy: Uh oh.....
(When the final scores are tellied Benji and Billy recieve gift pack containing a bottle of Champange and other stuff for coming third place)
Benji: (looks at bottle of champagne walks to nearest person) Here ya go... (hands bottle to underage stranger)
Underage drinker guy: (accepts bottle)
Dominic:"Ok guys well I found this on the internet...(Rustles paper) and I want you to sing it ok? I found it at a site for worlds most mis-heard lyrics..ok so guys here you go, now sing it.
Joel: "You want me to sing it"
Dominic: "YEAH"
Benji: Laughing...Ok ok ok
Benji: starts playing 'little things' slowly...
Benji: "The chicken wings, the chicken wings, they are golden brown, the chicken wings, the chicken wings, they always weigh me down"
All laugh
"dude! dude! i told you not to wear my socks. dude, you know that i like my socks. Benj, dude are those my boxers too? Dude! ah! ah! you had to go there!....i don't care. Are those my boxers???"-Benji mocking Joel
Benji
"I have a confession to make: I love making out. It's fun and innocent, and besides, no one ever got pregnant from making out."
"One egg, one sperm, two babies."
"Black nail polish didn't come with testosterone."
"Thanks to Burt Backarach, red wine and candlelight and most of all thanks to my parents for doing it."
"Life is Benji... The rest is just details... Benji is life."
"Blah, blah, blah, you got any coffee?" (Benji as Train)
"My mum's the strongest lady that I know"
"Keep representin' GC, 'cause you know we're representin' you."
billy
(When asked who sleeps the most) "Benji always claims of being an insomniac, but I swear as soon as we go on the van, he's like dead asleep."
Dusty
"The trams here are scary." (Melbourne, Australia)
Joel
" If I were in that pit, I'd be making out with every one of you!"
"You can only start a boy band if you kill one of the other ones already out there."
"Hi, we're Train... we're serious rockers... let me put on my leather pants... and open my shirt... to appear younger." (Joel as Train)
"He's like a little brother to us all. We like to pick on him, all of us, you know, like brothers do." (About Billy)
"She was really hot ... I want to ask her out on a date. Maybe in a year or so I may have to take her to Vegas and get married." (About Mandy Moore)
Paul
"Billy drives like an old grandma."
"Watch out I might have rabies"
Joel: For all those people who thought they were having cybersex with Benji online they were wrong, its not Benji you're having cyber sex with."
Benji: Yeah, I'm too shy anyway" (has a huge grin on his face to say that he actually was having cyber with people online).
Joel: There's a thing called a water break.
Benji: YAH BILLY, PAUL, AND DUSTY!
Joel: Ya, and we haven't played little things or seasons.
Benji: Joel talks like we have hits.
Joel: No, i don't.
Benji: Hey you know who joel was like in high school? (pause) Ralph Wiggum. . .
Joel: No i wasn't. . . We're gonna play some slow songs. .
Benji: Cause punkers have feelings too.
Benji: We stole all of Paul's clothes and made him play naked..... One time we cut Billy's arm off
Interview: Do you play pranks on eachother?
Benji: One time we dropped a boulder on Billy's head
Paul: I dropped an anvil on Benji
Joel: I killed Paul's whole family
Benji: I put rat poison in Billy's food one time
Billy: I murdered Paul's entire family
Paul: I'm still getting over it but you know it's alright, it was funny though
Benji: One time I ripped off all of Billy's toenails
Paul:Alright, lets move onto the next question!!
Benji: When i meet girls i like, I throw up on them
Billy: I don't think there is such thing as a band selling out
Benji: Life is Benji... The rest is just details... Benji is Life
Benji: I have what you want
Joel: You Wish!
Billy: Princess!
Interview: If you could be any barbie doll, what would you be?
Benji: MALIBU STACEY! MALIBU STACY! I would be Malibu Stacey! She has a cool car
Billy: I would be Ken so I could be getting up on Barbie all day
Benji: I would be the barbie with the interchangeable boobs
Billy: I can juggle
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